Owen Wilson Tries to Explain ‘Hall Pass’ To 5th Graders

Is it just me, or is answering really awkward questions from little kids about sexual phrases like the FUNNEST thing ever? Oh, that’s right. It’s the WORST. Good thing we’ve got Owen Wilson to do it for us. Here’s a helpful little video that you can show your kids (though you probably shouldn’t) when they ask you what’s so funny about a Hall Pass. And yes, you should be worried that Wilson uses pie as a metaphor for the sex. And yes, I said “the sex.” I’m feeling a little Borat-ish today.