Robert Pattinson’s Hiding at Reese Witherspoon’s Ranch: Where Should He Hide Next?

Following the great reveal of Kristen Stewart‘s infidelity, wronged man Robert Pattinson ran from the clutches of his cheating girlfriend into the open arms of his former co-star Reese Witherspoon, Us Weekly reports. Witherspoon has graciously allowed Pattinson to spend his days lounging about her $7 million ranch in Ojai, Calif. while he picks up the shattered pieces of his love life.

Things are pretty cushy for Pattinson now, but we imagine in a week or so he will eat all of Witherspoon’s Fritos, refuse to do his dishes, and severely overstay his welcome. When that sad day comes, Pattinson should seek refuse in one of these great hiding places.

The Bachelor Pad Mansion

Robert Pattinson Bachelor Pad

Under Alec Baldwin’s Sheet

Robert Pattinson Baldwin Sheet

The Bermuda Triangle

Robert Pattinson Bermuda Triangle

Breaking Bad‘s Super Lab

Robert Pattinson Breaking Bad

The Hatch on Lost

Robert Pattinson Lost Hatch

The London Olympics

Robert Pattinson Olympics

A Where’s Waldo Tableau

Robert Pattinson Waldo

Jodie Foster’s Panic Room — Oh wait, NOOOOO! Kristen’s here!

Robert Pattinson Panic Room

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