Following the great reveal of Kristen Stewart‘s infidelity, wronged man Robert Pattinson ran from the clutches of his cheating girlfriend into the open arms of his former co-star Reese Witherspoon, Us Weekly reports. Witherspoon has graciously allowed Pattinson to spend his days lounging about her $7 million ranch in Ojai, Calif. while he picks up the shattered pieces of his love life.
Things are pretty cushy for Pattinson now, but we imagine in a week or so he will eat all of Witherspoon’s Fritos, refuse to do his dishes, and severely overstay his welcome. When that sad day comes, Pattinson should seek refuse in one of these great hiding places.
Under Alec Baldwin’s Sheet
The Bermuda Triangle
Breaking Bad‘s Super Lab
The Hatch on Lost
The London Olympics
A Where’s Waldo Tableau
Jodie Foster’s Panic Room — Oh wait, NOOOOO! Kristen’s here!
[Photo Cred: PacificCoastNews.com (Alec’s sheet)]
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