Shut Yo’ Mouth, Aziz Ansari

aziz ansari“I put a poster of Robert Pattinson on my ceiling and I’ve been staring at it nonstop.”

Great. Maaaahvelous. That’s exactly what Robert Pattinson needs — more adults taping posters and life-size cutouts of him onto their ceilings and to the inside of their shower doors. Next stop: car air fresheners. (Do NOT even try. I’m in the process of patenting it. And Aziz will be my first customer.)

Source: nydailynews