Taylor Swift doesn’t look very intimidating, but you shouldn’t underestimate her. Yes, she likes baking and doing low-key things but if you look even closer this woman has a interesting master plan. That’s right, people! The superstar is planning to take over the world.
1. She creates the catchiest music that it becomes unavoidable.
2. By refusing to have her music on Spotify, she has made sure she got paid, and she did by selling 1.29 million copies in the first week of 1989.
3. She might be able to just sit back and get paid from others by filing to trademark phrases like “Nice to meet you. Where you been?”
4. She automatically made her cat a saint by naming it “Olivia Benson”.
5. She wins people over by doing the nicest things for her fans.
6. She takes rumors of her being crazy and just turns it into an amazing song and music video.
7. She danced badly but it made an awesome music video, which seems like an impossible feat.
8. She is taking down each terrible ex with one song at a time.
9. She makes sure that the camera is always on her at award shows.
10. With that in mind she also makes sure she takes home that award at every award show.
11. She dominated country music then decided to move on to pop once she couldn’t go any higher.
12. She takes the coolest young celebrities under her wing.
13. She laughs in the faces of hackers threatening to find nudes of her.
14. She’s not afraid to call out people when they aren’t playing nice (ahem Katy Perry)!
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