Yes, it was very bad when Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta put their cheesy surgically altered grins on the cover of their Christmas album (and did you even see the video?), but they just entered a long-standing tradition of making incredibly lame graphics to go with our First Noels. Yes, it’s enough to turn your “fa la la la las” into awful retching and gagging sounds. Cee Lo riding in a Caddy with a reindeer, Jessica Simpson serving up sex hair, David Archuletta looking like a scary real-life doll. It’s all here, and it’s enough to ruin Christmas.
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