The Daily Shuffle: Beyoncé’s Rep Says She’s Really Pregnant

beyonceBeyoncé’s representative heard of the rumors that B isn’t actually pregnant (because her baby bump seems to be changing shapes more frequently than an animorph (ANYONE?!?!)), and spoke out on behalf of her client, saying the idea that Beyoncé wears a “prosthetic baby bump” is “stupid, ridiculous and false.” Another rumor is that Beyoncé and Jay-Z hired a surrogate to carry a baby for them, but it’s more likely that fuchsia dress just had a weird silhouette and that we’re all in need of something real to obsess about, like an image of Jesus in some mashed potatoes. – ABC, Gawker

Jack Osbourne announced he was going to marry his girlfriend, Lisa Stelly, two weeks ago — and last night during an interview with Piers Morgan, Osbourne revealed he’s going to be a father, too. He said, “I’m excited. I’m a little nervous.” Sounds about right for a 25 year old. – People

And if you’re interested, January Jones brought her baby to the set of Mad Men yesterday, and some people took photos so you can see what her baby looks like. Surprise! He is a baby! Are you surprised? I bet even he is surprised!- Us