The Daily Shuffle: Charlie Sheen Can’t Book Any Hotels

charlie sheenCharlie Sheen is still planning on going on tour, but he’s having a major problem: he’s having a hard time making hotel reservations at some of America’s most prestigious hotels. NOW. Of course this is a problem he’s having! He’s set to kick off his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour this week in NYC, and he’s been told he’s not welcome in The Plaza, the Waldorf-Astoria, and Trump Soho. CAN HE STAY WITH YOUUUUU??? – Monsters and Critics

HUNDREDS of inappropriate photographs of Christina Aguilera have surfaced, and among them are: pictures of her partying at Nicole Richie‘s bachelorette party with her boyfriend, Matt Rutler, where they are “kissing passionately,” and others have her enjoying the company of two naked strippers, mimicking oral sex with a guy holding a sex toy, dancing on a table, and mimicking oral sex again (because it’s so new, right?) with a chocolate covered banana at a theme park. – Radar 

Beyoncé‘s father, Mathew Knowles, is no longer her manager. In a statement Beyoncé made to the Associated Press, she said “I am grateful for everything he has taught me. I grew up watching both he and my mother manage and own their own businesses. They were hardworking entrepreneurs and I will continue to follow in their footsteps. He is my father for life and I love my dad dearly.” No particular reason was given for why they parted ways, but it doesn’t really even matter. She fired her dad! – People