The Daily Shuffle: Charlie Sheen Not Returning to CBS

charlie sheenDespite what we’ve been hearing, Charlie Sheen will not be returning to Two and a Half Men. Since Warner Bros. hired Charlie to begin with, only Warner Bros. can bring him back, and people who are buddies with the production people over there told TMZ there is “no chance” of that happening. Now everyone, if you’ll follow me to this much bigger issue of Charlie Sheen getting on stage and earning $7 million for pointing to his “Winning” tattoo… – TMZ

Lindsay Lohan will be back in court today to tell the judge whether or not she will accept the plea deal she was offered for stealing the $2,500 necklace, or if she’d rather refuse it and then go to trial for felony grand theft. If she pleads guilty, she’ll be back in the Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. But if she insists on going to trial, a preliminary hearing on April 22nd will take place. OOOH THE SUSPENSE.  – USA Today

After Chris Brown lost his shit in his dressing room at Good Morning America yesterday, people began insisting that his appearance next week at Dancing with the Stars be canceled. But it’s still on. Additionally, Robin Roberts (who interviewed Brown) has invited him back to the set of GMA to have another chat. – Perez Hilton, OK