The Daily Shuffle: Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Go On Tour?

Gwyneth PaltrowGwyneth Paltrow didn’t get enough of the spotlight when she belted a tune or two on Glee and a few more for her upcoming pic, Country Strong. Now she wants to go on tour with her co-star Tim McGraw as his opening act. Now before you go raising your eyebrows just remember that the little girl from How The Grinch Stole Christmas did it, why can’t Gwynny? -NY Mag

• So you think you can endorse some wacky pharmaceutical product that promises to give you more of what the good lord didn’t see fit to give you in the first place and think you’ll get away scot-free? Not if you’re Claire Danes, you won’t. -Popeater

Winona Ryder dishes on a run-in with Mel Gibson…from 15 years ago. She says she’s known all along that Gibson was anti-Semetic and homophobic, well thanks for warning us Winona! -GQ

• Apparently Denise Richards is now dating Nikki Six. That girl never learns. -E!

• This just in from the land of things we thought already happened and don’t care that much about, and wait why are these people still famous? Nick Lachey says he may marry Vanessa Minnillo in Tuscany. Maybe they’ll stay there and we can stop hearing about what non-celebrities they are, too. -MTV

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.

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