The Daily Shuffle: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Are Reportedly Heading For A Split

johnny depp, vanessa paradisToday Radar Online is exclusively reporting that Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, are on the verge of splitting up. Talk about a Friday buzzkill. A source close to Depp claims that the couple have been arguing constantly and the actor is having a hard time dealing with all the drama. The insider commented on the situation, saying, “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end.” Additionally the source states that, “Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They’re not married but they’ve been together for years and have kids together so it isn’t as easy as just breaking up.” If this is indeed true, then we should all just break up with our significant others. I mean, if these guys can’t make it, then there’s no hope for the rest of us. – Radar

Normally, one would think dating Harry Potter would be a dream come true, but according to Daniel Radcliffe it isn’t all that fulfilling. In an interview with Parade magazine, the actor admits, “I’m not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I’m a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I’m useless.” He goes on to explain, “I mean, I’m a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things — fantasy football, most recently.” So, in other words, he just described nearly the entire male population. – Parade

Photographers recently caught Brad Pitt walking around with a cane, making many people wonder what’s ailing him. Well, according to a source, the actor “tore his MCL,” injuring one of four ligaments that stabilizes the knee joint. It’s still unclear what caused the ailment in the first place, but I’m sure Angelina Jolie is taking good care of him. At least now he has a nice accessory to go along with that shaggy scruff and long hair of his. – Just Jared