The Daily Shuffle: Katherine Heigl Says She’ll Never Have Jennifer Aniston’s Body

katherine heiglKatherine Heigl demonstrated her talents in the art of backhanded compliments when she told the British Cosmopolitan magazine that she’ll never have a body like Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Alba because she’s not obsessed with her body image like they are. The actress confessed at one point in her life she tried to match up to their body shapes, but just couldn’t lose the weight. Now she’s come to terms with her physique and explains, “It’s only now that I realize how hard those girls work for their bodies, and what level of commitment they make to do that,” adding, “I’m too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!” There’s a lesson to be learned here people — if at first you don’t succeed, insult the competition. Additionally, Heigl believes she would be able to forgive her husband, Josh Kelley, if he were to ever cheat on her. So apparently her and Aniston have even less in common than we originally thought. – US, British Cosmo

Speaking of which, Angelina Jolie admitted in the January issue of Marie Claire that she (shockingly) doesn’t really have many female friends. The actress explains, “Well, I have a few girlfriends. I just…I stay at home a lot,” adding, “I don’t do a lot with them, and I’m very homebound.” The mother of six says in a somewhat sad confession, that Brad Pitt is “really the only person I talk to.” How…sweet, I guess? – US, Marie Claire

Earlier this week, Charlie Sheen accidentally posted his personal phone number on Twitter. The actor deleted the post shortly after realizing his mistake, but that doesn’t mean a great portion of his 5 million followers didn’t get a glimpse of his number. Goddess hopefuls are beyond thrilled. – NY Post