The Daily Shuffle: Lindsay Arrives 40 Minutes Late To Do Community Service

lindsay lohanAfter her probation was revoked for missing too many community service appointments, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to complete 16 hours at the Los Angeles county morgue before her November 2nd hearing. Her morgue duty was supposed to start yesterday but when the actress showed up 40 minutes late for her orientation session, she was turned away. Lindsay’s spokesman, Steve Honig, explained to the Assoicated Press  his client was just didn’t know what entrance to use and that her tardiness was simply due to “confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.” Lindsay herself apologetically tweeted, I’m sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner’s office. Won’t happen again, now I know where to go!” Oddly enough, the coroner’s office pointed out that the Hollywood starlet has visited there before. Oh Lindsay, when will you ever learn? – AP, Radar

John Travolta was denied a reservation at KFC. According to the DailyMail, one of his representatives apparently called the fast food place and asked to reserve a table for the A-list star and his friends, but the KFC employee refused to give in to the request. The worker later explained that he’s an equal opportunity server, saying, “To me, customers are customers, no matter who they are. It doesn’t make a difference if someone is famous.” However, a spokesman for KFC headquarters stated that the company does not stand by the employee’s decision and said in a statement, “In hindsight, of course, we would have reserved a table for him. It’s not every day you get a Hollywood star eating in your restaurant.” Next time Mr. Travolta may want to avoid the drama and settle for McDonald’s. – Page Six, DailyMail

Natalie Portman took her 4-month-old baby, Aleph, out for a walk in sunny California. He was dressed in a green onesie and looked cute like most babies do at this point. He does appear to have a bored expression on his face, but that could just be because he thinks it’s a step down from his previous tour of Paris. – People