The Daily Shuffle: Lindsay Lohan Is Taking Shoplifting Classes

lindsay lohanTeachers and kids aren’t the only ones heading back to school this fall. Reports are claiming Lindsay Lohan has been taking her court-ordered shoplifting alternative classes so she can finally learn that stealing is wrong. While it’s great that Lindsay is attempting to understand the difference between right and wrong, she has yet to make a significant dent in her 360 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center. A source close to the actress stated, “Lindsay has completed around 45 hours of her service at the women’s shelter. Lindsay does have a full year to comply with all terms of her community service.” She apparently also has to do 100 hours at the Los Angeles County morgue, which the insider admits that Lindsay is “dreading that aspect the most.” But no amount of whining or complaining is going to get her out of paying her dues. Lohan must appear in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner on October 19 for a progress report. Taking classes and getting a report card…it really is the beginning of a new school year! – Radar

Over the weekend, Alyson Hannigan was photographed with a tiny belly bump that pushed the baby rumor mill into full swing, but apparently there is no second baby on the way for the How I Met Your Mother star — she just needs to lay off the carnival food. The actress took to Twitter on Sunday to clarify the pregnancy buzz saying, “NO, I’m not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn’t suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!” She also added “And I’m NEVER gonna wear that shirt again!!!” Don’t worry Alyson, we’ve all been there. – E!

Apparently even the most talented musical artists can still get nervous before a big performance. Adele may move millions to tears with her powerful, soulful voice, but according to the 22 year-old artist, she still gets stage fright. In the upcoming October issue of British Vogue, the singer admits “I puke quite a lot before going on stage,” but clarifies “Though never actually on stage.” It seems to have become part of her pre-show routine though and offers a sign of good luck in a way adding that “The bigger the freak-out, the more I enjoy the show!” It’s just nerves though that has her heading for the puke bucket, not because she is trying to become thinner, which is one aspect of Hollywood she refuses to let herself get caught up in. The curvy star comments about weight expectations in the entertainment business saying, “I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I don’t want that in my life…I have [body] insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.” Forget Bieber Fever, I want a double dose of Adele! – US