The Daily Shuffle: Mariah Carey OK After Labor Scare

mariah careyMariah Carey is home from the hospital, after she started experiencing contractions on Saturday night. She was treated for premature labor and sent home, but not before tweeting, “So #dembabies really wanted 2 celebrate w/us/share the anniversary!” Yep, you caught ’em, Mariah. Either that, or they’re just ready for their diamond encrusted iPods. – US

Michael Lohan doesn’t approve of daughter Lindsay‘s decision to drop the “Lohan” from her name. He said, “I’m proud of the Lohan name. It’s a name of integrity. We all had very successful jobs on Wall Street. My father was an unbelievable provider. My sisters are pillars of the community. There’s not a blemish in my family outside of me.” I would really like to enter into a jousting match with those six sentences. – Hollywood Gossip

Katy Perry‘s mom has written a book about how much of a bitch sinner her daughter is. Samples of it are printed in the New York Post, like: “Katy stepped out from behind the changing doors in a tiny risqué costume. No mother wants to see the top of her daughter’s boobs…My first instinct was to order her back behind those doors and demand that she put something else on…However I had no problem letting my eyebrows say what I wouldn’t allow my mouth to utter.” Also noteworthy: “I recognized the psalmist gift in her performance. Yet she sang out, ‘I kissed a girl, and I liked it’ while thousands joined her. One part of my heart soared…the other part broke for the thousands of hungry souls being fed something that didn’t nourish their spirit, but fed their flesh.” – NYP