The Daily Shuffle: Matthew Perry Returns to Rehab

matthew perryMatthew Perry told TMZ that he’s going back to rehab. He said, “I’m making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.” Perry was in rehab twice before (in 1997 and then again in 2001) for an addiction to prescription pain pills. – TMZ

Nick Cannon explained what his and Mariah Carey‘s birthplan was for his twins to Gayle King. He said, “Now my wife wanted to make sure that when the babies came out, that they came out not only to a Mariah Carey song, but a live performance from Mariah Carey — her Madison Square Garden performance of ‘Fantasy’ — so they came out to a round of applause.” That’s actually pretty disgusting. – Us

Lady Gaga and her boyfriend, Luc Carl, have broken up. She confirmed it to Showbiz Spy and said, “No, I don’t have a boyfriend and I haven’t been on any dates recently.” However, sources say she made plans for a “fairytale” wedding in a British castle, which sounds pretty normal but probably wouldn’t be considering the heels of her shoes are penises. – Showbiz Spy

Former Real Housewife of New York City Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager for $112 million. She told People her side of the story: “Life is good for me with all the things that are most important, namely family. But let’s be clear, I am a strong woman, and I am not afraid and won’t back down when I’m bullied by something with zero merit. Success is earned by hard work, not taking advantage of others. Unfortunately, one of the signs of success is being the subject of frivolous lawsuits, like this one. This is simply someone with his hand out, who did nothing to earn it, and I am not going to be bullied. We are exploring all our options, including finding couterclaims against these people.” – People