The Daily Shuffle: Nicolas Cage Will Not Be Charged

nicolas cageThe District Attorney in New Orleans has decided not to file charges against Nicolas Cage for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace. He was having an argument with his wife and it got so out of control that a cab driver called the police, and Cage was either so intoxicated or so angry that he kept daring police to cuff him. So they did! Cage’s attorney, Harry Rosenberg, said “After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed. We are pleased that the process led to the correct result, despite inaccurate media reports, and that Nick has been cleared and all charges have been dropped.” He still dropped his kid, though. – People

Angelina Jolie hates the sound of her own voice. When talking about her character of Master Tigress in Kung Fu Panda 2, she said “You know, when you hear the sound of your own voice, you can find it quite boring and uninteresting. Suddenly, you get very shy that your voice is not enough, because I’m not musical and I don’t know my voice.” What a harsh mellow this woman has. – Us

Lady Gaga’s “Judas” video was leaked yesterday. Her response? “Stop leaking my motherfucking videos.” – Twitter