The Daily Shuffle: Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Coming to Hollywood

Princprince william, kate middletone William and Kate Middleton will be headed to Hollywood for two days in July. A representative for the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce did not respond to People’s request for a comment, WHICH IS COMPLETELY SHOCKING. – People

People keep speculating as to who’s the father of January Jones‘s baby. A source said that what came between she and ex-boyfriend Jason Sudeikis was that she wanted children and he didn’t. “Jason was bummed out she was on the mommy track,” the insider said. Yes, perpetuating the species is most definitely a bummer, especially if you’re a person who earns their money doing the running man according to Lorne Michaels’s specifications. – Us

Jesse James told People magazine about the end of his relationship with Sandra Bullock. He said, “Everything got ripped to shreds…I was at my breaking point. I always felt out of place my whole live. I never felt successful, never felt I deserved anything. I am moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. I have started life over.” He talks about lots of other things, except what we really want to know, which is what the fuck is in his basement of Nazi Germany. – People