The Daily Shuffle: Tracy Morgan Gives A Homophobic Rant

tracy morganLast Friday, Tracy Morgan did a standup comedy bit that was pretty shockingly homophobic. A guy named Kevin Rogers attended Morgan’s show and he summed up Morgan’s comments on his Facebook page. He wrote, “[Morgan] said that if his son was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death. He took some time to visit the bulls*it of this bullying stuff and informed us that gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying. He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little f*ckers that bully them, not whine about it.” Morgan’s rant did eventually end, but not on a high note either — Rogers described the end of the rant as follows: “Tracy then said he didn’t fucking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass…they can take a f*cking joke.” Uhhhh…. – Kevin Roger’s Facebook

Emma Watson has been accepted to Oxford University, and she’s expected to start studying English there at the Worcester College in October. In April, she withdrew from Brown University in Rhode Island and wrote on her website that the reason for her departure was because she wanted to focus more on “other projects.” However earlier this month, Watson said she didn’t really consider how much of a celebrity she was and how she was incapable of being just another college student. She said, “I was in denial. I wanted to pretend I wasn’t as famous as I was. I was trying to seek out normality, but I kind of have to accept who I am, the position I’m in and what happened.” YES, IF ONLY YOU REALIZED FAME WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM TAILGATING SOONER!! – Contact Music

Prince William and Kate Middleton attended their first black tie gala as husband and wife last night in London. The event was to benefit the Absolute Return for Kids foundation, which helps children in Africa, Romania, India and the U.K. By the end of the night, $28 million was donated to the charity. Kate wore a pink silk tulle gown by British designer Jenny Packham, and Prince William wore a regular black tux. Also in attendance at the event were Elizabeth Hurley, Kevin Spacey and Tom Ford. – People