19 Thoughts You Have While Watching All of the ‘Real Housewives’ Shows

Watching any season of the Real Housewives will make even the most die-hard fans a little crazy. From Atlanta to Beverly Hills, these ladies stir up the drama in ways most people didn’t even know were possible, and it’s hilarious, fun, and always over-the-top. These are the thoughts every Real Housewives fan has when they tune into their Bravo guilty pleasure week after week.

1. “OK, time for some Housewives. Where’s the wine?”

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2. “These intros, though. If I were a Housewife, what would my tagline be?”

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3. “Oh look, another beautiful day in paradise.”

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How long until someone fucks it up and starts a fight?

4. “What are the ladies up to tonight? Charity event? Dinner party?”

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5. “These outfits are so over-the-top, as always. And yet, I die for them.”

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6. “Here we go: they’re already drunk and fighting.”

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7. “Oh no, we’ve brought in the husbands. This is not good.”

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8. “There’s a blow out fight. There are tears. There was almost a weave snatching.”

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9. “Cut to lunch and shopping the next day. This should go well.”

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We’re going to discuss the aftermath of “the fight.”

10. “Someone is nervous about the tension in the group.”

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11. “Someone else is so over all the drama. Someone else storms off.”

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12. “What are we even fighting about again?”

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Didn’t we end this argument three episodes ago?!

13. “OK, we’re going to hug this out, I guess. This seems super genuine.”

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14. “Cut to some serious shit talking in the confessionals.”

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15. “I have so much closet envy.”

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16. “Someones at work. You know, when “at work” involves a cocktail empire or handbag line.”

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Not your typical desk job, of course.

17. “I want this life. How do I get a life this fabulous?”

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18. “Oh wait, more drama. Nothing gold can stay with these ladies.”

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19. “I thought I wanted this life, but I’m actually totally fine being poor and drama-free.”

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I may not have a closet full of Louboutins, but I’ve got snacks and my couch and peace of mind. I’d say that’s all I need.

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