It’s almost July 4! And since America’s grilling holiday is smack dab in the middle of the week (a Wednesday! Seriously?) I’ll bet you’ll be starting the celebration early this weekend. And as always, I’m here to provide you with a few handy dandy excuses to pop the bubbly or drink a cold one, or whatever it is you like to drink.
A Crisp Glass of Prosecco
Channing Tatum can make us like anything, even the age-old muscle man in a girl’s dress.
Seriously, Lindsay Lohan. What happened to the whole “I’m a reformed person” and “I just want to work” deal? Posing with a gun is not the way to go, my friend.
Ke$ha Is a Permanently Unclassy Lady.
Like, 180 degrees in the wrong direction. On the Supreme Court’s Obamacare decision. And as embarrassing as it must have been for the news network, it was the best news day for high quality Twitter jokes that this nation has ever seen.
Chuck Norris Let Everybody Down.
We knew Norris was conservative, but did he have to go and speak ill of the Boy Scouts and their new tolerant policies? The extra fist under his beard is weeping.
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