Unhappy Hour: Facebook is Where You Put Your Butt and 7 Other Reasons to Drink

Facebook ChairsEach week, Hollywood gives us something to whine about, and the week ending Oct. 6 was no different. We could make a drinking game out of this week, but that would be too dangerous. Instead, we’ll stick to the usual formula: varying levels of alcoholic respite depending on how bothersome the week’s issues are. Is your biggest complaint this week a flismy one? How about a light cocktail to take the edge off? Got a real bone to pick with a celeb or entertainment entity this week? Go ahead, grab a drink that’ll put hair on your chest. Here are the week’s entertainment stories that are forcing us to seek a bubbly or boozy refuge. And maybe an idea or two about how you should wash them down.

Take the Edge Off With an Oktoberfest Lager

TV is full of douchebags


Seriously. What does Mindy Kaling think she’s doing taking a yogurt back four times when Seth Meyers is being so cute?

J.K. Rowling is tearing us apart.

What are we supposed to do now that she’s switched from Hogwarts to harsh reality?

The one excuse to talk about *NSYNC again is now gone.

Joey Fatone was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars.

Let Loose With a Sidecar

It took two Daniel Craig James Bond movies before we got the perfect contemporary Bond theme.

Adele, we just needed someone like you.

Mockingbird Lane’s fate is a little murky.

Word had it Bryan Fuller’s pilot was kaput. Luckily, Fuller refuted it, but only time will tell.

No. Facebook is nothing like chairs. Or Basketball.

It is like all these other things though.

Let’s Forget the Ever Happened With Whiskey, Neat

Chris Brown and Rihanna seem to think getting back together is a great idea.

Somehow, most of the pop culture-loving world advising against this was not a strong enough deterrent.

Rick Santorum has some creepy advice for dealing with the loss of Big Bird.

“You can kill things and still like them.” Which is exactly what Sid, the evil kid from Toy Story, probably said before he blew up his first little green army man.

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