Unhappy Hour: Psy’s Controversy and 8 Other Reasons to Drink

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Each week, Hollywood gives us something to whine about, and the week ending Dec. 8 was no different. We could make a drinking game out of this week, but that would be too dangerous. Instead, we’ll stick to the usual formula: varying levels of alcoholic respite depending on how bothersome the week’s issues are. Is your biggest complaint this week a flismy one? How about a light cocktail to take the edge off? Got a real bone to pick with a celeb or entertainment entity this week? Go ahead, grab a drink that’ll put hair on your chest. Here are the week’s entertainment stories that are forcing us to seek a bubbly or boozy refuge. And maybe an idea or two about how you should wash them down. Take the Edge Off With a Glass of Pinot Noir A Royal Baby is Suri’s Worst Nightmare What if it’s a girl? She’ll be an actual princess. Suri (or Suri’s Burn Book’s parody version of Suri) is not having that. Her Burn Book is going to fill up fast. There’s Way Too Much Line-Dancing in the New Christmas Music Video From Olivia-Newton John and John Travolta Also, there’s too much reunioning these days, do we need to make it worse with line dancing? We Didn’t Know There Was a Totally Hilarious Version of The Night Before Christmas Thankfully, we do now. Jazz Hands Are About to Get Scaaaaary Pan’s Labyrinth: The Musical is coming. Get a little Loose With a Few Glasses of Pinot Honey Boo-Boo Child is In the Same Category as Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and Gabby Douglas They’re all some of Barbara Walters’ most fascinating peopleof 2012. Johnny Depp May Reprise the Futterwacken. And if you saw the first Alice in Wonderland, you’d know that the Futterwacken, is well, wack. Lamp Had Better Watch Her Back in Anchorman 2 Because Kristen Wiig is coming afterher man. Let’s Forget This Ever Happened With Long Island Iced Tea Randy Jackson Thinks American Idol is like Picasso But maybe he should visit a museum, read a book, or at least check Wikipedia before he says something like that. We Had to Try to Understand and Take a Stance on the Politics of Psy And it’s all a bit murky, but does it mean we can we stop caring about “Gangnam Style” now? Follow Kelsea on Twitter @KelseaStahler [Photo Credit: Wenn] More Unhappy Hour: Nov. 30: ‘Girl Meets World,’ Angus T Jones, etc. Dec. 1: Twinkies, Guy Fieri, and More Nov. 10: Donald Trump, No Doubt, and Modern Family

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.

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