Well, well, well. What do we have here? A botched teenage romance? I do declare! Marc Malkin of E! Online is reporting that one of his sources told him that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up because “they were together for so long” and “it just ran its course.” Nobody cheated on anybody, which is almost worse than what really happened, which is nothing. Things just got boring and not even a stolen costume from Charlie St. Cloud could enliven it.
It should also be noted that tomorrow is Hudgens’ 22nd birthday.
Let’s all acknowledge that this could be a rumor. But let’s not acknowledge it for too long, because they really have been dating forever, and things probably really did get crazy monotonous. What were they supposed to do next, inscribe their initials on berets and wear them to thrift shops on the weekends? No. They slowly grew to resent each other, obviously because Vanessa is about to appear in a Zach Snyder movie about girls with pig-tales in an insane asylum and Efron over here is playing old guys who get to be 17 again and another youth who sees his even youthier and dead brother in the forest. Yes, we’re probably just hearing about it now, but the real departure happened a long time ago.
Source: E! Online