Of Course Zooey Deschanel’s New Adopted Puppies Are Just As Adorkable As She Is

When you think of Zooey Deschanel you probably think of ukeleles, sticker books, artisinal muffins, little jumpers with oddly placed pom-poms, and bangs. You definitely think bangs. What do all of those things have in common? They are cute. Well, except the bangs, which can go horribly awry and be the opposite of cute. To add to all of that cuteness she just rescued two puppies thanks to the Bill Foundation. Awww.

Deschanel Twittered a picture of the two balls of fur named Zelda and Dot. (One after the video game and one after the polka. Ha. No. I just made that up.) Aren’t those names cute? Aren’t the puppies cute? Isn’t them sleeping and being twins cute? Oh my god, this is far too much cuteness. I’m getting nauseated. 

I have no idea what apples have to do with any of this, except that they’re cute, too? Oh apples…

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[Photo Credit: Instagram; B. Dowling/Wenn]

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After getting his master's degree in poetry, Senior Writer Brian Moylan started writing about television and pop culture for Gawker, The Guardian, The Washington Blade and a few other reputable publications. Brian has an honorary PhD in “Jersey Shore” studies from the University of Chicago. He's shared his often hilarious views about the tube on VH1, MSNBC, TV Guide Channel, MTV (Canada), BBC radio, and NPR. He can usually be found at his apartment in New York yelling at the TV and dodging calls from Real Housewives. He is a Taurus and likes long walks on the beach, fried chicken, and almost every reality television program ever created (especially “The Swan”).