
Blood Diamond vs. The Insider
Leo’s looking for a diamond, while Russell rats out a big-deal tobacco company for manipulating its nicotine with some ammonia-based concoction. In return, Russell suffers from smear campaigns, death threats, a mysterious footprint in his front yard, and all the while he’s in cahoots with Al Pacino. Fabulous. But once again, Leo snakes away with another tally, because (a) he’s co-starring opposite Djimon Hounsou, the real-life lover of ghetto-phat Kimora Lee, and you know that just rubs off whether you want it to or not, and (b) he utters these words, in all seriousness, with a shoddy South African accent: “In America, it’s bling-bling, but over here it’s bling-bang.” Leo had it at “bling.”
Leo: 3; Russell: 1
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