GOSSIP GIRL: DENYING SEX
Lord Marcus is determined to keep things PG with Blair. But she doesn’t get it! And thanks to libido frustration, she mistakes Chuck for the Lord in a city-wide blackout — heavy petting ensues — and when they’re caught in the act, Blair says, “I thought it was you! It was dark!” But the Lord (who’s been a little tied up in more ways than one with his stepmother the Duchess) faults himself, because he shouldn’t have denied Blair the deed.
How 90210 Compares: Silver and Dixon hit first base while atop a lounge chair at the Roosevelt Hotel. But when Dixon has a “Doh!” moment for giving up his safety condom to his sister, Silver sasses to him: “What makes you think we were gonna have sex?”Aw, snap.
OMG-o-Meter: MEDIUM
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