GOSSIP GIRL: MALE PROSTITUTION
These days, it's not OMG-enough to fall prey to a cougar, as Nate (Chace Crawford) does with Catherine (Madchen Amick). Nope. In an effort to regain the pride of cougars all over, Catherine figures she'll pay him for his inexperienced-teen lovin'. Yes, she bails him out of a household financial predicament with her beaucoup bucks, but in return, he appears at her every beck, every call — AND HE'D BETTER NOT SCREEN HER CALLS. In fact, girls his own age — like Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) — best vaporize, because nothing gets in the way of a cougar's pretty-boy hooker.
How 90210 Compares: Ty invites Annie up to his room at the Roosevelt Hotel, and Annie braces herself with breathing exercises for whatever kind of deflowering might happen. Instead of Ty, she finds her severely bobbed nemesis Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) in just a bathrobe. She offers to go get Ty, whom she says is in the shower (what Annie doesn't realize is that the running water was just theatrics).
OMG-o-Meter: HIGH
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