GOSSIP GIRL: THE (DISTORTED) REAL WORLD
Serena is regularly featured on the front page of Women’s Wear Daily, which in real life is usually reserved for, oh I don’t know, someone like Charlize Theron? If she’s not holding hands with her socialite girlfriend (in a platonic, non-Lohan way; Gossip hasn’t gone there … yet), she’s pictured with her mother (Kelly Rutherford), who’s captioned as “unidentified female.” Oh, and Dan’s pithy writing’s been published in The New Yorker. Please!
How 90210 Compares: Debbie Wilson (Lori Loughlin), a big-deal photographer shooting high-fashion stuff (in high heels no less)? No no no, she's married to Uncle Jesse!
OMG-o-Meter: HIGH
KEEP READING: Counselor Kelly Taylor needs her own counseling