My Short-Lived Friendship With Paris Hilton!
Just before me and Paris removed our panties, I spelled out D-I-V-O-R-C-E, and sent the text message to K-Fed FedEx. Paris and I were friends for, like, two days, but what nobody knows is: I broke up with her. Why? Let's just say that I prefer the Holiday Inn …
KEEP READING: My First Bald Head!