My Favorite Pet!
OMG, it's Reg the boa constrictor! I named him after the boyfriend from high school that gave me new meaning to Madonna's song, "Like a Virgin." Get it? He's a … snake! And when pigs-snakes-whatever can fly would "I'm a Slave 4 U" be about you, Reg Jones.
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