1. Alec Baldwin's voice mail
In a generation inspired by My Super Sweet 16, it's nice to see a parent still employ tough love. After a bitter custody battle, Baldwin doesn't appreciate how his 11-year-old daughter Ireland took their scheduled phone calls for granted. In April 2007, he left her a fuming message calling her a little pig, not to mention what he has to say about her mom. In a confrontation worthy of a movie supervillain, he declared, "You have insulted me for the last time!" So, what's a girl to do but release the voicemail to the press?