G.I. Joe
(August 7)
Who’s in It? Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller
What’s the Deal? Set ten years from now, an elite military unit consisting of special operatives known as G.I. Joe takes on the evil Cobra organization led by a notorious arms dealer.
Why It’s a Must: If this movie doesn’t have a plotline simple enough for a three-year-old to follow, we would be genuinely surprised. Now, if your three-year-old is into senseless violence and gratuitous cameos, it’s a win-win situation.
KEEP READING: Will Ferrell gets some action!