I Love You, Beth Cooper
By Larry Doyle
What Happens? A nerdy high-schooler declares his love for the pretty popular girl in his class during his valedictory speech; she takes him out for a wild Grad Night, despite the fact that her military goon of a boyfriend is in hot pursuit.
When Will We See It? Fox will release the movie version July 10, starring Hayden Panettiere as Beth and Paul Rust as the besotted Denis Cooverman.
Good News/Bad News … First, good: The trailer looks hilarious. Bad: Chris Columbus is directing, and while that’s not necessarily the kiss of death, it does sound some alarm bells. KEEP READING: A slice of the Pi!