
Present!
Jumper and New York, I Love You
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen
Rachel was kinda cute on The O.C., while Hayden managed to retain a bit of credibility after slogging through the dreadful Star Wars prequels. Together, they made the sorta-OK Jumper. Now they’re engaged. We’d celebrate, but everything they do fills us with apathy. KEEP READING: A May-December Excellent Adventure!