2. Host Saturday Night Live.
It’d be awesome if Bale tried to fit into the groove set by the Not Ready for Prime Time Players, like if he “reenacted” his Terminator set tantrum in the monologue. He could also distract Will Forte’s bumbling MacGuyver take-off MacGruber long enough to cause the requisite stock-footage explosion, and play awestruck straight man to the ever-inspired Kristen Wiig in whatever mad comic business she can dream up.
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