The thrill of victory…the agony of conceit. [Directions: Insert Olympic music and slow-motion clips from celebs prior].
As the Olympic torch makes its way through China and in advance of the grueling events, we're handing out awards, to our celebs that have excelled in their own categories. For stamina, endurance and sportsmanship, let's give these steroid-free Olympiads a hand.
Gold Medal, Angelina Jolie
Category: Double Discus Throw
For pumping out two high-grossing, critics' fav summer hits--Wanted and Kung Fu Panda--alongside two adorable, $15-million earning newbie celebs--Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, Ms. Jolie has earned the gold medal. Period.