America's Next Top Model Finale
(Wednesday, May 13, 2009)
So ... who really wants to be on top? It's between the nose-bleed-obsessed Allison, the alien-skulled Teyona or the girl that can't say "choose," Aminat. (Isn't Tyra amazing at giving us unconventional "pretty"? Or "ugly" as she likes to put it.) It's obvious that it'll depend heavily on who nails their Cover Girl commercial + photo shoot tonight, and if our predictions are worth a damn $100,000 modeling contract, awkward ol' Allison is, like, so out. Because, first of all, we can't imagine a smile outta her that would make us wanna buy the new pout-pucker lipstick CG's got to offer, and second, there is no freakin' way any of the judges will advance her to the runway challenge. There's no way! It'll be a walk-off between the two African-American lookers — which may be a Top Model first. We're rooting for Aminat because her body is O-U-T-R-A-G-E-O-U-S. But it's wishful thinking because Teyona's got the judges spellbound over her. Sigh.
YESTERDAY'S DO-IT: Donnie Darko's lil' sis grows up on DVD!