Bromance Premiere
(Monday, Dec. 29, 2008)
Brody Jenner, unabashedly ganking Paris Hilton's find-a-BFF-by-process-of-elimination-on-reality-TV idea, is looking for a new fella to get bromantic with. After all, Spencer Pratt has left a void in Brody's homoerotic posse, which includes two other jewelry-slingin', flat-billed-cap-wearin' dudes, Frankie and Sleazy T. Nine contestants will fight for Brody's love, best quantified by a no-fear policy to all-bro slumber parties, skydiving into Las Vegas and your answer to Hills co-star Lauren Conrad's question: What's your opinion on one-night stands? Oh, and lest we forget: There will be lots o' crying. Brody likes man tears — and we like watching 'em happen! Now, despite his estranged friendship with Spencer, it's possible Heidi's maybe-hubby will pounce the series in the form of a guest star or even as … a contestant. Brody himself was caught saying that nobody could ever fill Spencer's shoes, but to be let back "in," there would have to be "tests."
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