Celebrity Rehab Presents: Sober House Finale
(Thursday, Mar. 12, 2009)
Thirty days? Already? It's hard to believe the residents of Sober House are packing up, to be released into the temptation cesspool that is a world without Dr. Drew. Amber Smith will likely make it — she's still got her looks. But what about Nikki McKibbin, who is being forced to re-enter society just as American Idol reveals the real Top 12, and thus, reminding her of her losing (then using) days. And Guns 'n' Roses' Steven Adler, guilty of two relapses and one arrest (packing heat in the shape of heroine!), all while living under the "Celebrity Rehab Presents" roof. Or Andy Dick, who must wean himself off of regular paychecks, courtesy of Dr. Silver Fox, who (actually) admitted: "I have found that if you pay them to show up and pay them to stay in, they stay longer and increase their chances of getting better." Tonight, our intrepid addicts — including Rodney King, Seth Binzer and Mary Carey — reflect upon the how's and hopes of maintaining a sober life. We're wondering if Dr. Drew will offer his new book, The Mirror Effect: How Celebrity Narcissism Is Seducing America, as a parting gift. (VH1, 10 PM ET/PT)
YESTERDAY'S DO-IT: JoBros push their virgin ways onto South Park!