Autumn is finally upon us, and like millions of other Americans, we can't wait for the start of a new season of NFL football. Even more exciting than the action on the gridiron, however, is the crop of new movies unspooling at the cineplex. And just like a pack of delusional Oakland Raiders fans, we truly believe every one of them has a shot at greatness.
In the spirit of the season, we separated our fall movie preview into six different "divisions," breaking down the strengths and weaknesses of each release before finally choosing our favorites from each group:
Teen Angst Division: Jennifer's Body, The Vampire's Assistant, Gentlemen Broncos, Youth in Revolt
Testosterific Division: Whiteout, Surrogates, Couples Retreat, Law Abiding Citizen
Vagilicious Division: Love Happens, Fame, Whip It
Splat-tacular Division: Pandorum, Zombieland, Saw VI
Oscar Bait Division: The Informant!, A Serious Man, The Road, Amelia
Babysitter Divison: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, Where the Wild Things Are, Astro Boy
Who will come out on top? Who is destined to flop? The battle begins on the next page:
NEXT: The Teen Angst Division