Gone Direct-to-DVD: February 2009

By Robert Sims , Hollywood.com Staff | Monday, March 02, 2009

We rank the good, the bad and the really ugly: Jessica Simpson, Seann William Scott, James Franco, Kiefer Sutherland -- even George Lucas – star in the latest batch of direct-to-DVD releases

10. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Cast: Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg
The Verdict: First Simpson passed herself off as a Working Girl with Blonde Ambition. Now she’s stripping Private Benjamin of her stripes. The “Jessica Jinx” obviously doesn’t just apply to boyfriend Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys, as Simpson’s ripping-off of two classic comedies about female empowerment have been greeted with less fanfare than her decision to go country. As with Goldie Hawn in Benjamin, Simpson’s spoiled movie star learns a life-changing lesson in independence when she rashly joins the U.S. Army. Director Jessica’s no Goldie … . but at least she fills out her uniform better.
DVD Features: Deleted Scenes; The Making of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous.
Stars: 1 out of 5

KEEP READING: See No. 9 …

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