Teen Choice 2009 – 8/7c on Fox
Miley and the casts from Gossip Girl, High School Musical and Twilight all under one roof? And, oh yeah, the Jonas Brothers performing/hosting? It's a teenager’s Disneyland, with A-list attendees like Cameron Diaz, Hugh Jackman and Britney Spears (receiving the Ultimate Choice Awards) being relegated to sideshow status. Everyone over the age of 16, cover your ears.