Your favorite, sometimes guilty-pleasure, television shows — like Gossip Girl, Lost and the recently premiered Melrose Place — aren’t hurting for drama, but … we want more. For your consideration, TV studios, here are 10 scandal-driven plot lines we’re dying to see:

Gossip Girl
The Players: The Van Der Woodsens and the Humphreys
The Scandal: Still bummed about her failed relationship with potential stepbrother Dan, Serena embarks on a new fling with a hot guy she meets at college. Unbeknownst to her, New Guy turns out to be Dan Humphrey's long-lost brother … and the long-lost son of her mother, Lily!
The Outcome: Permanently scarred by her poor choices in men, and the surprising number of hot ones she's related to, Serena swears off men forever. She then joins a nunnery, where she gets future stepsister Jenny Humphrey to collaborate with her on a line of designer habits and Swarovski rosaries.
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