Just in time for Body of Lies, the ultimate Leo vs. Russell face-off!
Gangs of New York vs. Gladiator
Gangs are ghetto, yes. But pitted against a legit-as-hell gladiator like Russell’s Maximus, Leo’s a little school boy crying for his Daddy in an Irish accent. Clad in a flapping skirt (love the irony!), Russell made that 8-foot-tall ogre from Gaul his bitch, while his bare, dirty gams braved an arena of salivating tigers. Then he stabbed Joaquin Phoenix! After Joaquin stabbed him! That’s some ghetto that Oscar could get down with.
Leo: 0; Russell: 1
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