Brando in All His Natural Splendor

And you thought that naked guy on “Survivor” was bad. Sources from the Canadian set of Marlon Brando’s new movie “The Score” tell Liz Smith that the pleasantly plump Godfather has taken to arriving for his close-ups naked from the waist down.

Yes, nekkid.

According to the gossip maven, Brando’s co-stars, among them Angela Bassett, Ed Norton and Robert De Niro, and crew members think that this is Brando’s way of ensuring that he will be filmed only above the shoulders in order to hide his heft.

Smith says that Brando has also asked that all his suits be made from the same stretchy velour fabric used for a lounging robe he dons in the film.

Some things are really better left unseen.