Britney 2 Wed ‘N Sync Guy?

Say it ain’t so, Brit! In a move sure to tick off millions upon millions of teen girls worldwide, Britney Spears is getting married.

Here’s the rub: She’s getting married to Justin Timberlake of ‘N Sync.

“They haven’t set a date for the big day. They’re just taking things very slowly,” an unnamed source told the News of the World on Sunday.

In case you’re wondering, the News of the World is a British tabloid. And, considering that British tabloids routinely, well, make stuff up (consider the recent reports romantically linking Spears with Prince William), we’re not holding our collective breath for a wedding date announcement.