Dear Celebrities: Sack Your Stylists!

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PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: Jessie J.
PURPLE PEOPLE EATER: Jessie J.
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
By looking at this photo, I'm convinced Jessie J is the fashion offspring of Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj.
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PRINT IN BLACK: Maggie Gyllenhaal
PRINT IN BLACK: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Uh...is this A-list actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, or an Amish schoolmarm?
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NO MELLOW YELLOW: Ginnifer Goodwin
NO MELLOW YELLOW: Ginnifer Goodwin
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I am just not that into Ginnifer Goodwin's dress!
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NEEDS A LIFT: Kim Kardashian
NEEDS A LIFT: Kim Kardashian
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Well, I guess if Kim Kardashian wanted a dress that lifts and separates, she definitely found the one!
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SLEEP OVER: Rachel Roy
SLEEP OVER: Rachel Roy
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I'm a little confused by this...so Rachel Roy made the effort to put on make-up, do her nails, configure her accessories, put her hair back, but no effort to put on an outfit? Pajamas?!? I would have accepted a Snuggie on the red carpet instead!
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CAPRI CALAMITY: Naomi Campbell
CAPRI CALAMITY: Naomi Campbell
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
You know a garment is terrible when supermodel Naomi Campbell can't pull it off! What kind of world do we live in, if Naomi is caught dead wearing reverse zip-up capri pants?
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NEEDS TO REACH FOR THE SKY: hton Meester
NEEDS TO REACH FOR THE SKY: hton Meester
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Leighton, I know you can never be super-edgy--but this dress is definitely not going the distance, in fact, it's headed in the wrong direction!
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REDEYES; Melanie Griffith
REDEYES; Melanie Griffith
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Surgeon General's warning: looking at this photo of Melanie Griffith for too long will cause burned retinas.
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PINK SLIP: Alan Cumming
PINK SLIP: Alan Cumming
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Not only is Alan Cumming's pink plaid suit absolutely hideous, I just feel that the flip-flops are the final insult!
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MONSTROUS MATCH: Kelis London
MONSTROUS MATCH: Kelis London
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Yikes, I'm pretty sure Kelis' look in this photo does NOT bring all the boys to the yard! Damn right, there's better than yours!
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FEAR OF FLORALS: Phoebe Price
FEAR OF FLORALS: Phoebe Price
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I really hope that the little mermaid doesn't grow up to look like Phoebe Price. I don't need to describe what's wrong with this picture, you know it already!
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STYLE REPELLENT: Jennifer Aniston
STYLE REPELLENT: Jennifer Aniston
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Jennifer Aniston!! You decide to stray away from your typical boring one color dresses, and you go to this?? Shame on you! I hurt just a little inside by seeing you in this HIDEOUS outfit
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RIPPED TO SHREDS: Mischa Barton
RIPPED TO SHREDS: Mischa Barton
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Dear Mischa Barton, Axl Rose wants his shorts back!
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DO I HAVE TO PAINT THE PICTURE?: Pixie Geldof
DO I HAVE TO PAINT THE PICTURE?: Pixie Geldof
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
According to Pixie Geldof's look, why purchase a neo-classical painting when you can simply just wear one?
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CURTAINS UP: Emma Watson
CURTAINS UP: Emma Watson
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
What amazes me about Emma Watson's dress is that it's so perfectly fitted on one part, and then horribly not so with the other part! Quite a tussle it must have been with the hotel drapes, eh, Emma?
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SEEING RED: Rose Byrne
SEEING RED: Rose Byrne
Jenny Dayco (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Rose Byrne's dress can't make up it's mind! There's something very 'Dynasty' about this entire look, and it's a little too severe for Rose.

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