Fashion Nightmares Before Christmas 2010

1
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Well, I think the meat dress was an amazing political statement. But yes, it was a nightmare for vegans, and a probably a nightmare for poor Cher, who had to hold the meat purse.
2
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
There goes Jen Aniston again, dressing like a tacky bridesmaid. Could her dress get any more David’s Bridal? Didn’t think so.
3
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
This dress is “interesting.” So interesting, in fact, that it hurts my eyes and bewilders my brain. And just when you thought the piles of wayward tulle had ended, there is that bizarre tie-dyed trail hanging off the edge. Did Mila Kunis accidently drag a blanket with her to the premiere? It is a mystery that may never be solved.
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Scarlett Johannson probably shouldn’t have let herself be photographed from the side in this baby-pink, wait-is-she-having-a-baby? dress.
5
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Miley is that you? Or is it your Victorian cake-topper doppleganger?
6
Rihanna
Rihanna
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Rihanna is gorgeous and this sheer and lace gown is gorgeous too—but the combination of the crimson dress with the red carpet with Rihanna’s red hair makes for too many shades of red and not enough contrast.
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Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
The top half of this outfit works for a casual Kim-at-the-office look (though when is Kim ever really at the office?). But the white wrap skirt looks like a sarong best left for a day pool-side.
8
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Yawn. Yet another prom dress on the red carpet.
9
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I love me some Nicole Kidman, but what is girlfriend wearing here? She looks like a marionette. A poised, tall, beautiful Australian marionette, but a marionette none-the-less.
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Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I’m not sure what’s more unfortunate in this pic. The fact that Paris with her uber-tan had to stand in front of that shocking pink wall, or the awkward hips on her black and white dress.
11
Naomi Watts
Naomi Watts
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Naomi Watts is an amazing woman, and yet again she’s wearing a dress that is … not so amazing. It looks like a blanket someone would throw over the couch. At least her yellow strappy sandals are cool.
12
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
It’s been a tough year for Christina so I hate to make it tougher—especially since I think I can understand why she chose this dress for her Burelsque premiere. But seriously, she looks like she is sweeping the red carpet literally with that crazy train. And what’s with the chains?
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13
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I always knew Kim had a wild reptilian side.
14
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
I like Gwyneth’s shoes and I like Gwyneth’s dress but the grouping of both with her uber-orange tan makes her look like she’s plugged into the red carpet and being lit up like a Christmas tree.
15
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
This frilly Judy Jetson dress is all wrong for Jessica Alba. The wearer of such a dress would have to have an adventurous spirit and a sense of humor.
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16
Rihanna
Rihanna
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
This printed spring dress probably looks lovely in person but it photographs terribly. Of course, you would think a big star like Rihanna would know that before wearing it to an event where she’s going to be photographed a zillion times!
17
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Miley seems to be clutching her dress for fear the bandages might unroll and leave her nekkid in front of all the flashbulbs. Hold tight, Miley!
18
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
Kate Durbin (Commentary)/ Hollywood.com
Cameron Diaz looks exactly like my nightmares of leaving the house without pants or in my pajamas. And judging by her shiny barely-made-up face, she might seriously have done that. Yikes!

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