News, Dec. 13: L.A. Critics Turn “Sideways,” “The Aviator” Tops AFI Picks, Pamela Anderson Gets Fox Sitcom, More…

L.A. Critics go Sideways

The Los Angeles Film Critics Association named Sideways, about two men searching for love in California’s wine country, as the year’s best film and Clint Eastwood‘s female boxing movie Million Dollar Baby as the runner-up, Reuters reports. Sideways also got nods for best director Alexander Payne, supporting actress Virginia Madsen and supporting actor Thomas Haden Church. Britain’s Imelda Staunton was named best actress for her portrayal as an abortionist in Vera Drake and Irish actor Liam Neeson was handed the best actor honor for playing U.S. sex researcher Dr. Alfred Kinsey in Kinsey. House of Flying Daggers was named best foreign language film, while The Incredibles won for best animated film. Born into Brothels edged out director Michael Moore’s controversial Fahrenheit 9/11 as the Los Angeles critics’ best documentary. The Los Angeles Film Critics Association will honor the winners of their 30th annual awards at a dinner on January 13.

AFI picks Aviator, Incredibles

The American Film Institute also announced their list of 2004’s Top 10 movies, including Martin Scorsese‘s Howard Hughes biopic The Aviator and the smash animated hit The Incredibles, The Associated Press reports. Other on the list included the sequel Spider-Man 2; Clint Eastwood‘s Million Dollar Baby; quirky romances Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Sideways; football drama Friday Night Lights; the drug-smuggling drama Maria Full of Grace; and the sexuality researcher Alfred Kinsey biopic Kinsey. The institute’s top 10 television programs of the year were HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, The Sopranos and Something the Lord Made, ABC’s Desperate Housewives and Lost, FX’s Nip/Tuck and The Shield, Fox’s Arrested Development and Comedy Central’s South Park.

Jacko’s fingerprints found on porno mag

Citing unidentified sources, the Santa Barbara News-Press reported Saturday that fingerprints belonging to both Michael Jackson and the boy accusing him of child molestation were found on pornographic magazines seized from the singer’s Neverland ranch last year. According to AP, prosecutors could argue the fingerprints were proof Jackson showed the boy pornographic literature before molesting him. But if the reported evidence is admitted during Jackson‘s trial, the defense could question whether the entertainer knew the boy had been looking through the porn stash. According to News-Press, the boy and his brother often visited Neverland when Jackson wasn’t home. Jackson, 46, has pleaded not guilty to charges of child molestation, conspiracy and administering an intoxicating agent, alcohol, to his alleged victim.

Anderson gets Fox sitcom

Former Baywatch hottie Pamela Anderson has signed on for a Fox sitcom about a woman who’s trying to change her life and break her habit of falling for less-than-responsible men, Reuters reports. Before even reading a completed script, the network committed to six episodes of the project from writer-producer Steven Levitan, who created NBC’s Just Shoot Me.

TV movie to depict Ovitz and Eisner’s relationship

Showtime writer Frederic Raphael is developing Two Blind Mikes, a TV movie about the bitter business relationship between Hollywood heavyweights Michael Eisner and Michael Ovitz, Variety reports. Disney chief executive Eisner hired agent-to-the-stars Ovitz as the Mouse House’s president in 1994 but his tenure ended after a trouble-plagued 14-month period. A shareholders’ lawsuit, now being heard, contends Disney’s board was negligent in hiring Ovitz to a lucrative deal and negligent again when it agreed to a $140 million package settlement to oust him in Dec. 1995. Casting for the film and an air date were not announced.

Madame Tussaud’s nativity tableau vandalized

A controversial nativity scene at Madame Tussaud’s waxwork museum in London featuring England soccer captain David Beckham as Joseph and his pop star wife “Posh Spice” Victoria as the Virgin Mary was attacked Sunday, Reuters reports. The wax tableau, which depicts pop star Kylie Minogue hovering above the crib as an angel, also features Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh as The Three Wise Men and Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Grant and Graham Norton as the shepherds. A spokeswoman for Madame Tussaud’s said a protester had pushed down the Posh and Beckham wax figures but added, “The baby Jesus is fine.” The piece was intended as a tongue-in-cheek way of bringing the nativity to a wider audience but has angered Anglicans, Catholics and Presbyterians.