News, Mar. 12: “EW” Names Chris Rock Funniest Man in America, Wardrobe Malfunction” Invades English Language, “Sex” Outfits Sell Like Hot Pants, More…

Top Story: “EW” Names Chris Rock Funniest Man in America

Comedian, actor and writer Chris Rock has been named the funniest man in America by Entertainment Weekly in the magazine’s March 19 issue. Rock began performing in Manhattan comedy clubs as a teenager and by 1987 had made an early TV appearance on the HBO special Uptown Comedy Express–the same year the comedian made his feature film debut as a parking valet in Beverly Hills Cop II. But it was during his three-year stint on NBC’s Saturday Night Live that people really took note. Rock, 39, is now on his Black Ambition Tour, which will culminate in his fourth HBO special set to air April 17. “Watching Rock in 2004–21 years into his comedy career–is like watching a great prize-fighter in peak condition,” the magazine said. Also gracing the list of the 25 funniest Americans are Jon Stewart, Will Ferrell, Larry David, Dave Chappelle, Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Murray, Jim Carrey and Jack Black.

“Wardrobe Malfunction” Invades English Language

The Global Language Monitor, a group that analyzes and catalogues the latest trends in word usage and word choices, and their impact on culture, declared “wardrobe malfunction” as Hollywood’s Top Word or Phrase for Impact on the English language. The phrase became famous after Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet Jackson‘s bustier during the Feb. 1 Super Bowl halftime show, revealing her right breast, later calling it a “wardrobe malfunction.” Other words or phrases on the group’s “HollyWord LingoList” include “Bootylicious,” “extreme makeover,” “Gigli” (as in “gigli bad”), “Give it up!” (replaces “please applaud for”), “Governator” (as in CAH-lee-FOR-nee-ah Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger), “snap” (from Freaky Friday, meaning very cool), and “Smiths” (to lack individuality, like the multi-duplicated agent Smith in The Matrix Reloaded).

Russell Crowe’s Cinderella Man Gets Pushed Back

Universal Pictures has delayed the release of Russell Crowe‘s boxing drama Cinderella Man until Mar. 18, 2005, claiming it needs more time to mount a marketing campaign. The film was originally set for release on Dec. 17 of this year. Cinderella Man, which reunites Crowe with A Beautiful Mind director Ron Howard and producer Brian Grazer, had been considered a potential Oscar contender in the 2004 race, but now it will have to take aim at the 2005 contest instead. “Certainly, the May release of Gladiator and our experiences with Erin Brockovich and last year with Seabiscuit prove that there is no dedicated season for high-caliber films,” a studio representative told The Hollywood Reporter of the fact that the project will be released in March rather than the fourth quarter preferred by Oscar fodder.

Sex Outfits Sell Like Hot Pants

Hundreds of size “2” women lined up outside the New York consignment shop Ina on Thursday to fight for castoff clothes from the trend-setting HBO series Sex and the City, which ended last month after a six-season run. Most of the items available were purchased by the show’s costumers but never used. The priciest item was a black sequined Chanel minidress priced at $5,000, while a pair of red silk hot pants went for a mere $70, Reuters reports. But Carrie’s beloved Manolo Blahnik stilettos were nowhere to be seen: Many of the show’s signature outfits have already been claimed by cast members, while other pieces were auctioned by the cable network for the actresses’ favorite charities.

Judge in Jackson Case Keeps Audiotapes Secret

On Thursday, Santa Barbara County Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville kept sealed an audiotape that apparently contains defense interviews with Michael Jackson‘s accuser and his family, but allowed prosecutors to see videotapes he called “innocuous,” The Associated Press reports. The judge said the audiotape, which is of an interview conducted early last year by an investigator for defense attorney Mark Geragos, could identify areas of defense strategy and should remain secret. Melville added, “the persons interviewed are equally available to the prosecution. Jackson pleaded innocent on Jan. 16 to seven counts of performing lewd or lascivious acts on a child under 14 and two counts of administering an intoxicating agent. He’s free on $3 million bail.

R. Kelly’s Sex Photos Inadmissible in Court

A Florida judge ruled yesterday that sex photos were illegally seized from the Florida home of R. Kelly and cannot be used as evidence in his child pornography trial, Reuters reports. Prosecutors in central Florida charged the R&B singer with 12 counts of possessing child pornography in January 2003, based on digital photos that Polk County deputies said showed him engaged in sex acts with a girl under the age of 18. Kelly, whose first name is Robert, has pleaded not guilty to the charges, which stem from a 26-minute videotape that allegedly depicted the singer in sex acts with a girl who police say was 14 at the time. Kelly has denied the charges and is out on bail awaiting trial.

Rodney Dangerfield Finally Gets Respect

Fox Television has secured rights to Rodney Dangerfield‘s upcoming HarperCollins autobiography, It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs, the AP reports. “I’m excited that Fox is making a movie on my life story, but I hope they do it soon! I’m 82 years old,” the “No Respect” comic said in a statement Wednesday. “At my age, I’m looking for a one-night sit! I’m thrilled about finishing my first book. Now I’m going to read another one.”

David Crosby Denounced Drug Use Prior to Arrest

Singer David Crosby, who was arrested March 7 in New York on marijuana and gun possession charges, told The Frederick News-Post February in an interview published yesterday that he was through with drugs. “I haven’t been tempted by that stuff for 15 years. You get past it,” said Crosby, who was to perform in Frederick, Md. today. “When I really got toasted towar